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Letter from son in college
One woman was
bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student
at the University of Goa.
"Why, our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him
we have to go to the dictionary."
"You're lucky," the neighbor said.
"Every time we get a letter from our son in college, we have to go
to the bank!"
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Wrong number.."
A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers.
GUY: "Who is this?"
MAID: "This is the maid."
GUY: "We don't have a maid!"
MAID: "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
GUY: "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
MAID: "Ummm..... she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured
was her husband."
The guy is fuming.
GUY: " Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"
MAID: "What do I have to do?"
GUY: "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot
that lady and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed
by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.
MAID: "What should I do with the bodies?"
GUY: "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
Maid: "What? But there's no pool here!"
Long pause.........................
GUY: "Uh.. Is this 8324825?"
MAID: "No."
GUY: "Oh.. Sorry......Wrong number.."
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